Caption This for 05/16/14

No offence to country and Western fans, but I'd have driven the thing clear over a cliff. Duet with Tammy, and I'd not even survive to look at it.

Top funny pun ! . Well worth a GA for quick thinking and humour.

Singing:

Wheel meet again, don't know where, don't know when..........

"You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel!"

ROFL! One hundred Internets to the minstrel in the gallery!

Pure genius. My hat's off to you good sir.

Substandard Chinese parts have brought the world to a standstill.....

Some people will do anything for a spot of light relief.....

And it sure can work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Don't move."

See, George! I told you, if you don't slow down, your going to break something!

SEE ?

I TOLD you it pulled to the left - - -

I have to lean against this jack or the whole thing will fall over.

Hey, Buddy. Do you have a jack and a lug wrench I can borrow for about 5 10 15 minutes?

Till tomorrow??

What are you lookin at?

I'm not sure. All of a sudden it just sits and spins.

NO - I used to carry this much all the time.

Yeah , yeah, I know the rear end looks like it has an A**H***. You gonna help me when you quit laughing ???

One thousand burgers to fix truck,,,,,,no less......

Damn valet parking.

Johnson thought the Wheel-Off light on the dash was just another prank.

Well it should still be drivable, after all, it still has four tyres.

"Odd. The same thing happened to my car last month.

Now, let me think -- what was that Chevy Cavalier help website... ?"

I just passed the safety inspection yesterday, after I bought new windshield wipers!

''Hello, uh, Triple-A? Can you send a tow truck? Uh, can you make that a really big tow truck?...''

Or a slipped disk.

Hmm ...I had this problem with Tinker Toys AND LEGO...

The super is going to think I'm cursed.

-or-

Maybe they should have hired design engineers that played with both before they could graduate.

Do you not mean Tonka ? If only I could recall the slogan. 'lego' isn't far off when translated.

Tonka's slogan is 'Tonka Tough'

Lego, in the original Scandinavian (if I'm remembering the the country correctly) means 'Play well,' however, the same word in Latin means 'I build.'

Cool info.

I once had a 'Johny 7 gun', and busted my elder sisters Cindy car. Ya can't do that with GI Joe and Barbie .

I beg to differ - 'we've got real tough toys, for real tough boys'. Perhaps things were diff erent in Blighty.

I'll concede on 'Lego', it was one of those top of my head things.

You've just aced a great topic - favourite toys as a kid. Post that as a question and I'm game for it. Anybody mentioning Meaccano must go sit on the naughty step for at least 3 days.

Sorry, the Latin word "lego" translates as "I read".

Don't trust Google for everything.

Also, don't let the facts get in the way of a good story for the kids.

You give them Lego bricks to play with, and they ask what the word 'lego' means. It's a lot more inspiring to tell them that it means 'Play well' in Scandinavian, and also 'I build' in Latin.

There's a bit more on the history of Lego on wikipedia and on their own website, but I need to take care of lunch right now, don't have time to do the legwork myself at the moment.

yes, there are many translation for the Latin word lego............. just have to pick one.

It may be a good story, but nevertheless the most common meaning of the Latin "lego" is "I read". Alternative meanings include "I despatch", "I choose as deputy", "I collect", "I peruse". It has never meant "I build", for which the Latin is "aedifico" (whence "edifice") or "construo" (whence "construe" and "construction").

EGO don't tutela

"don't have time to do the legwork myself at the moment."

Shouldn't that read legowork?

I used to have one of those! But the wheels fell off. _Sorry!

Yah, so I gave the keys to the truck to my son, last night..........never again........ that 16 year old he drives until the wheels fall off the truck.......

Hey Charlie, this 'Service Truck Now' light just came 'bout a half mile back. What's that for?

"Bring me everyone!" http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MrTsuvykUZk

I think I see the problem!

I wonder where do they keep the spare tire on these rigs.

2 days prior:

mechanic after the 500 hour service on this truck:, Hey, I have this clip pin left over...... What should I do with it?

Shop Manager..... that little thing..... throw it away.

Conversation overheard....

There is no translation for "Periodic Maintenance Schedule" in our language.

Should there be?

Why do you ask?

Hey Hon, Could you stand on the front right bumper so we can drive this thing to the shop ??

I Got Your 6.

It's the Wheel Thing.

Well on the bright side, since it it fell off it does not need to be taken off to repair so that has halved the labour cost already..... now to get it to the garage.....

OOPS.

If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - Too tight is just as bad as too loose. -- JHF

What was needed and requisition order filed out for: CAT 793 DUMP TRUCK

What Accounting approved. Yugo

I miss my motorcycle. I guess I shouldn't do the jumps with these big trucks.

"Dammit! If this keeps up, I'll never get home!"

"I shoulda bought that Cavalier."

Deer CR4 gurus,

The weel keeps fall off my truckx. What should eye do?

Jack it up with a busbar. Just be sure to chock the tires with Chevy Cavaliers.

"Thank God I've got OnStar!"

Yes boss, a really big pothole! Think we should get a road crew over to fix it.

I told that stupid loader operator I was over weight but knooooow body listens to me. "Boss I need a crane and a new axle dip shit can't load a truck."

I don't see any axle grease on the ground! This guy should be cleared of all charges as evidence points to lack of maintenance.

rightie titie lefty loosie, I thought only applied to bolts not wheels.

I can loan you the scissors jack out of my Dodge Caravan if you think it would work!

Bill

"Hit the road, Jack, and doncha come back no more no more no more no more..."

What you say?!?!?

On the bright side, the driver is not as "tired" as he was before.

Hello service, want to buy one jack to fix these wheel.

Service-No jack needed, just buy one showel from the garden store and dig the road...

Gajanan Phadte

"Who Ya gonna call?"

to hell with the truck...

I'm depressed now. I've lost the wheel to work.

It took some trying.........

Too loose to trek

He always said he would drive that truck until the mother f'n wheels fell off the joint.

Why am I guarding this?

Hello, AAA…