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Room for rent "Room with a balcony with a spectacular view"

Always a practical joker, Phil woke up to find that his friends had outdone him this time by plastering over his balcony sliding doors.

Finally! A balcony for apartment dwellers who suffer from acrophobia.

This has to be a Photoshop like altered image. The lower balcony is too clean to be accessible only to birds.

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Includes secret door to patio....

Space for rent, unbeatable views, plenty of fresh air, friendly neighbors. Option of entry via trampoline, jet pack, Skyhook, or Rapunzel Method (not included).

Job opening available! Project Manager at Crazy Hotel Construction Company.

Latest upgrade option to Windows 10 preview...

Jumping-off point?

To your left, Harry Houdini's house.

Below, Harry's apartment....

What everyone really wants,,,, a balcony with a basement, just have to install the stairs for a little easier access.

Careful. Check the small print to see if a ladder is provided free of charge. You don't to pay extra, and if you have to supply your own ladder make sure there is somewhere to store it securely at no extra cost.

Architecture 101 : form over function

Architecture 102 : function over form.

Second balcony on this lovely apartment is provided for Jason Bourne wanna be's.

The second story apartment is for sequestered virgins only, thus the balcony has frustrated many an effort at Tom Foolery.

What floor is the Vampire lounge?

That's in other apartment complex - This is the Jesus complex, especially built for those who think they can walk through walls as He did.

So Judas got some free tickets from this Pontius Pilate dude,

took me out to see Nine Inch Nails,

He got hung up somewhere,

I got so hammered I woke up three days later in some cave.

I like said, Nah Bro... .. . ,

Water my thing, not walls.

Railing man must be a good salesman.

"Don't you care about safety, sir?"

"At this stage in the construction it would be easy to add the balcony for X$. You can save some money and wait a while and add those really nice doors you love later. Easy easy. If you try to add the balcony later someone would have to tear into the walls and ceiling to add the support hardware.. And that just the beginning. There might be electrical or nice trim that has to be removed and put back in.. painter / dry-waller.. AGAIN.. it adds up.. What I'm saying is I know you can't afford to do the whole job right now, but I know how much you want it. AND you want it done right. The bottom line is that doing it now will save you triple in headaches and money down the road."

Microsoft is diversifying and going into the construction business.

Business Industry Notes:

Microsoft has just release its new construction industry standards and is optimistic that it will be as popular as its computer's 'blue screen' standard release.

Landlord:

"Ms. Johnson, I took care of your complaint regarding your downstairs neighbor. I can assure you that he will no longer be looking up your robe when you have your morning coffee on your balcony."

Juliet, Juliet, wherefore art thou Juliet?

She is behind that wall silly Italiano! She is watching you on her Google glasses, for those Goo-Goo-Googly eyes.

Because, of course, the Italian name of ''Romeo'' translates directly to the English name of ''Barney...'' ?

Unrecorded Shakespearean epilogue (?):

''It's all my fault!'', lamented Juliet's Father. ''If only I had blocked-off both balconies, my lovely little daughter could never have been led astray by that insufferable little (stalkarazzi), Romeo. Curse him, again, and again, and again...'' (fade to black)

A rare shot of the mansion on the grounds of 1407 Graymalkin Lane in Salem Center, Westchester, NY. The lower balcony is outside Kitty Pryde and Illyana Rasputin's room.

BALCONY FOR SALE

Surplus to requirements.

Never been used.

Buyer Collects

Offers to CR4

I did this to my balcony the dam sunrise woke me up to early now I can sleep till midday.

Sequel to "A Room with a View" ..... "A View without a Room."

Safety in Balcony is most Important than viewing from Balcony.

DHAYANANDHAN.S

But that's how it was shown on the Building Department plan, and the inspector signed off on the job!

Theft is rampant in this neck of the neighbor hood, just last week, someone stole our patio door.

The Upper Room in Biblical days allowed for Jesus to pass through without any question as to his remarkable ability to be stealthy.