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Caption This for 06/11/10

Posted June 10, 2010 4:45 PM

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Re: Caption This for 06/11/10

06/10/2010 5:03 PM

Dear?

Yes?

Our Deere has sunk!

What?!!

Second base!

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06/10/2010 6:44 PM

Oh Deere, I seem to be stuck!

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06/10/2010 7:11 PM

John Deere and their latest attempt to move into submarine manufacturing.

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06/10/2010 10:28 PM

Is it just me or does the dirt seem bigger this year?

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06/10/2010 10:38 PM

Ohhh dear, Deere submarine? er.... sub-manure ?

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06/10/2010 10:53 PM

"I told you to set the TYNES 1 metre deep!""

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06/10/2010 11:44 PM

Nothing runs like a Deer!

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06/11/2010 12:16 AM

Dam groundhogs.

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06/11/2010 1:54 AM

Help Mr. Wizard!!

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06/11/2010 1:58 AM

When maneuvering in duff, put the BIG tires on!

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06/11/2010 2:16 AM

Lowrider...don't go too fast...don't use much gas...

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06/11/2010 2:55 AM

That is why he was called "Farmer Brown"!

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06/11/2010 4:21 AM

Dear John did it again!!!

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06/11/2010 6:38 AM

From the set of Tremors 6.

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06/11/2010 7:28 AM

OMG....that happened to me when I was about 16 YO,

A Neighbor saw it happened, when I phoned home, dad thought I was just stuck,....

What a feeling when the platform is suppose to be about 4 feet high and you just step off from the platform to the ground.

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06/11/2010 7:37 AM

Introducing the New and improved John Deere and its implements,

Where competitor implements barely scratch the topsoil only 18" - 24" deep.

John Deere developed a way to enter the 48" to 60" depth..

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06/11/2010 8:12 AM

Local man takes dirt farming to a hole new level and he is reporting bumper crops.

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06/11/2010 8:30 AM

But it's only buried to the axles!

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06/11/2010 10:12 AM

Jasper, missing from his Iowa farm, since June of 2007, miraculously surfaced in Ding Woo province, Peoples Republic of China.

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06/11/2010 10:53 AM

Iowa Farmer Jeremiah Brown, secret to growing 500 bushel an acre corn is finally revealed. "DEEP PENETRATION". But this year to break last year's record setting production he went too far.

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06/11/2010 11:48 AM

Farmer Greenjeans gets a little behind in his work.

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06/11/2010 1:19 PM

"John, dear, where are you going?"

"Out to harrow the field."

"But it has been raining a lot lately"

"That will keep the dust down."

"But you might get stuck."

"Naw, never happen. Me and my Deer will never get stuck. Just watch."

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06/11/2010 1:40 PM

Saskatchewan!

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06/11/2010 1:54 PM

Geez, these genetically modified crops really do grow fast!

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06/11/2010 2:48 PM

Farmer one; Nice Tractor crop we're having this year!

Farmer two; Yep, I figure its to be about 135-150 horsepower......if it don't hail.

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06/11/2010 3:19 PM

Dear John Deere:

Your six feet under, what happened to you I wonder?

You sank to your screens, and blew your raster;

I'm now going with International Har Vaster!

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06/11/2010 6:57 PM

John Deere and Chevy got together to make a new farm implement.

It ran LIKE A DEERE till it sunk LIKE A ROCK!

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06/11/2010 8:51 PM

Still Hank insists that plowing the soil one meter deep is the right thing to do. "My Gram Pappy did it ever since the dust bowl days, and my Pappy did, too. I ain't gonna break da tradition, now."

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06/12/2010 12:24 AM

The once was a man named Greer, who bought himself a John Deer.

He gut stuck in the muck and said "What bad luck, I guess I'll go drink some more beer".

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06/15/2010 2:41 AM

Rule one, check tire air pressure.

Rule two, maintain your speed in the soft spots.

Rule three, If ya run triples on the back, make sure the front has the doubles on or ya sink.

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06/15/2010 3:13 AM

Farmer Brown found a good deal on anti-flotation/anti-traction tires. Soon realized the deal was not so good!

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06/15/2010 7:57 PM

Russ ya dang idjet, I told you 1, 2, 3 times, its a tractor PULL not a tractor TOSS.

"I'm sorry paw, I guess that's why they call me a tosser".

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06/21/2010 8:55 PM

Never say Whoa in a mud hole!

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06/21/2010 9:01 PM

Hello......Hey Phillis, What's our coverage on CAA?

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08/03/2010 2:13 PM

Mud spelled backwards is Dum

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