Caption This for 06/18/10

Whew--that was close!!

Told you this is what happens when you feed steroids to your pet rock!

Jim wasn't sure how we was going to transport his latest submission to the Royal Academy Summer Exhibition.
Del

She said she like rock...

Who put this rock here? It's blocking my view.

Rockin in my Lazy-Boy! Perfect Saturday.

The rogue rock only ate the blue chair. The brown chair and the red chair escaped unscathed.

Tranquilizers had no effect on the mineral monster.

Ah really think sumthin' was lost in translation. I'm purty sure I said I want rock-and-roll in the den. Isn't that what I said, Margaret?

You're the one that said: "Let's Rock the house down!"

All Rock no Roll

Between a rock and a hard place.

...his date was stone cold!

So I said heck, if it's too heavy to move, we'll just build the house around it...

Welfare Services new 'get tough' policy on couch potato layabouts.

Minerals collectors -like me- need a bit of crazyness.

RHABE

So then you said "Why go out? We can stay at home and get stoned..."

"Dat wascally wabbit is starting to get to me!"

... Rock-a-bye(bye) baby, on the couch top. When the wind blows, the cradle will rock. When the ceiling breaks, the cradle will......for F#*sakes.......... !

So there I sat watching the Road Runner cartoon on my new 3D tv. Coyote tossed this big boulder right at the little beeper and WOW.

I couldn't believe the realism!! You gotta get you one of these!!!

That's one huge Indian Arrow Head, eh Del?

Wanna see ya build a bow big enough for this baby! Ohhh myyyyyyy!!!! ***GRINZ***

The moving company blew it again........the "Primitive Tools Museum" is down the road a fair piece!

Now which one of you Village Idiots is gonna sweep up this darn mess, huh?

Looks like the Rock Monster left his "Callin' Card" again Bubba....

Hey there Hank, yous' think this damn thing is radioactive or something?

Looks like our old pal Bigfoots' been throwing rocks around again to get our attention.....good thing he missed this here new double-pane window this time 'round, eh Hank?

Merlin stated;

"The Lazy-Boy can only be drawn from the stone by Arthur, the rightful king".

When Herman asked his wife for a Rolling Rock this was not exactly what he had in mind.

He was already dismayed at having to change from Bud Light do to the confusion over the funny smelling little flash lights she used to bring him.

Breaking News!

Upset that his wife spent their retirement fund redecorating the living room, Jim lost it when she said she wished she would have bought a rocking chair for the cat. As Jim shuffled out of the room he was heard muttering "Here's your $%^&^*% rocking chair!"

Even in her later years, the Wicked Witch of the East was still being pursued by that brat and her dog.

One of Frank's prized arrowhead's from his collection fell through the floor again....

Bob lamented to the Times reporter "....ya think this is big, ya should have seen the size of "spear-chucker" that heaved it at me!"

Honey, The roof leaks!

--- and I just sat down and popped open a cold one.

Mythbusters prove that a rolling stone gathers no moss.

Long time engineer Joe Smith agreed on remodeling his home with all the new time he had from retiring recently. His deep childhood love for the Flintstones inspired this look. The acsents of Joe's new 'boulder beige' coffee table seems to be conflicting with the natural tones of the room, especially with his current recliner.

for sale on ebay: One slightly used blue LaZboy rocker. 20$ OBO.

At first, everyone thought Rocky's infatuation for the chair was amusing, but as Rocky became boulder in his advances, it turned to disgust.

Bernie (foreground) is pictured here waiting for a response to the suggestion that they "Get a Room".

Rock Garden: You're doing it wrong.

...and it releases it's stored heat at night to keep you nice and toasty while watching TV. Ask for Lazyboy model 3tonroc.

I think he saw one of those Aliens outside the window and was petrified...

man to police: "my neighbor Kent's little boy was playing with stones again. good thing my window was open when it flew in. I really suspect this boy has above-human strength, but his parents are mum about it."

When our interior decorator said a nice fossil would bring interest to the room and pull it together, I was thinking trilobite.

"I don't care how modern that art is - it has to go!"

For many years studies have been done on the effects of video games, movies, and music on young adult developement. The media has backed off in recent times only to be awakened to the possibility that mature adults are not imune!

"Don't try this at home", becomes even more important.

There may be a link between the rock pictured above and this mans neighbor getting carried away with what should be a harmless game "the Treb Challenge" on a sight called CR4.

.....so when I said to "drop in any time" I didn't think he would take it literally!

I've heard about the guy sitting in his recliner who suffered spontaneous human ignition but spontaneous human petrification?

The Incredible Hulk sitting on the couch.

WWWWWIIIIIIIILLLLLLLMMMMMMMAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!....Wilma? Where the hell is that woman anyway!

Wilma..."Fred Flinstone, What did I tell you about bringing your work home with you"!

Hey Dorothy, ya-wanna pull out our home insurance policy and look under "acts of God". I'm goin out to buy a couple lottery tickets.

"I told you that new fangled 3D television would come to no good! You have really got to pay attention to what kind of shows you are watching! An asteroid in space going to hit the earth? Hummmph!...Really!"

Frank cursed the day he uttered those words, "God, I'd really like to get stoned".

Frank... aka Job... having previously changed his name to try and get away from that *^&(% and his eternal trials.

lol - if we go down that route, it could be something about Sisyphus having cracked his nice round boulder in protest. 'Can't roll it up the hill no more, it's all busted'.

Is that Sisyphus in the background?

Looks like an open door where he legged it. Maybe it's the start of some evil plan by rocks to take over the world.

But Roxanne!

Don't get so aggregated!

Me'n the boys has no idea where them porno tapes come from!

Besides, we didn't expect you back from that rock festival so early.

When you first get them, they're so cute and round and smooth and you just want to hold it on your lap, but once your pet rock grows up...

This chair really rocks!