Caption This for 08/06/10

Look dear, what a strange place to put a war memorial!

But Sir, the GPS said ............

That theer is the strangest gol dang drill rig I ever saw!

We have here an unscheduled undesireable vertical event.

At least we know the emergency kickstand will deploy in time.

...seven, six, five, -- go for Main Engine Start! --, three, two,...

A-TEAM OUTTAKES

When OCD and over zealous use of fire power are combined in and attempt at getting rid of gophers.

(Its as close to a Caddy-shack reference as I could get while involving a random tank mishap.)

Don't shout at me.. the instructions says it got a hand brake!

Found it!!!

The Army's first attempt to enter a contestant in the 3m Springboard event.

Evil Kenevil's latest car jumping stunt goes wrong.

No cars were hurt in the execution of this stunt, only the stuntman's ego!

"I'll get you yet you wascaly wabbit!"

GA Trex!

I said we should have carried the bullion away in an old coach, nothing could have gone wrong then.
Del _{(for the viewers at home that's an 'Italian Job' reference)}

Guys I have an idea!
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"...Hi, you've reached the number of Superman, I'm not at home at the minute, but if you leave your name and number after the tone I'll get right back to you... beep..."

&*%^
Del

Trials of the KrisDel^TM Mk.III Mars Lander indicated a need for better operator training....

Has anyone told BP about this new technique for plugging oil wells?

The small rod is supporting the whole tank. superb....

I was so busy laughing to death about the stupidity of the drivers, that I didn't realize this wonder of equilibrium.

Yahlasit

Ronco's first attempt at the worlds most stable camera tripod

No, no, I distinctly said don't go down the...

Well the vertical climb test is finally completed! (Mark it as failed)

"There's only one way to get rid of a mole, Carrot!"

_{Sorry to non UK (and younger) readers.}

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fePU5CIHpas

An ARMY of ONE PILE of guys all jammed up.

Goober! Where you texting again? Have you got your head up your A$$ soldier?

I do now sir!

Note for Flight crew, next time we para-drop tanks into battle, 2 parachutes are needed, not just the one

I told you she'd stop on a dime!

I knew we shoulda made a left at Albakoikee!

"Hey Bubba", watch this!

Actually, a true southerner would say,

"Hey Bubba, hold my beer and watch this!"

Fearing impending budget cuts, the military adopts a new "forced maintenance" policy.

When I said it is a "flying machine", you were not supposed to take it literally!

The Army Corps of Engineers offers its own solution to capping the leaking oil well in the Atlantic.

The tank commander thought to himself, I hate to tell "tiny" to sit in the back, but he is soooo sensitive about his weight problem.

News Flash: Army institutes mandatory hearing tests, after losing too many vehicles, due to the recruits inability to hear the "A-Bout Face!" command.

the prototype Dive Bombing Tank trial run... proves to have a hard time pulling out of the dive.

"How long has it been this way? The General ordered me to call a medic if the condition persists for more than four hours."

...it can't make you a better pilot

I meant the other perpendicular parking position in reference to the roads right of way!

When they came up with the slogan "Be all you can be" perhaps they should have taken into account some peoples "All they can be" still has a long way to go.

It could be worse! At least they where in the tank and not the Jeep it was following!

Somehow Somewhere someone is still going to manage to get promoted for this.

"But lieutenant!"

"I've raced top-fuel dragsters for years, private!!! I don't need you, telling me, how to hook up a parachute!!!!"

Well The Capt. did say chase them back into the holes they crawled out of.

-You know?, it's going to be a while before they bring the hoist and get us outta here.

-Yep.

-How do you like that they finally respected peoples' right to live the sexuality of their choice? I mean here... in the army...

-Er...

Yahlasit

Sorry, Sarge.- I just got all gung ho and thought this was the shortest way to get to Afghanistan. You know - to take out the taliban & al qaeda.

Capt: "soldier what have you done? the enemy's mobile anti-tank vehicles are hot on our tail, and you do this?" Pvt: "Sir, all our tanks use numbers for ID, but all our enemies have letters! this is a camouflage move!!! now, we're 'N'"

This is result of backing up on side of mountain! :D

I believe "Tanking " give better position for new recruits in team games.

Hey Nice move Sir

And the Army Intelligence Officer said "Let us show you how to properly park a Tank".

DOD BULLETIN 187965434:

USE OF FUEL: JP-UPSIDAISYIUM-3 IS NOT RCCOMENDED! IT HAS BEEN REPORTED TO CAUSE HEAVY TANKS TO GO AOT!

Little birdy in the sky

Why'd you do that in my eye?

Gee, I'm glad tanks can't fly

FREEZE, ROAD ! ! !

I swear this cliff was not here yesterday sir!