Caption This for 01/27/12

This is NOT funny. This is normal operating procedure in my kitchen...

My first thought was what is wrong with this? I can't even count the number of times I have done it.

Me too!

Due to budget cuts, the home repair show and the cooking show will now be merged.

DeWalt or Makita Pancakes recipe

It's all wrong - too many eggs

Now you just need a counter-rotating drill with another beater to mesh with the first one...and maybe an extra hand or two.

That was my first thought.

Ahh the shed. A place a man should never leave if possible.

The batter should be whiter? Well, I'll just add a little emulsion.

Up to 70% of the batter stays in the bowl!

If desired, adding eggs to the jointing compound will retard setting....

Man make man food ...ughhh.
Del

Yeah, but Robin hood would have used a bow drill to spin the whisk.
Del
_{(C'mon, you've gotta look hard to spot the Robin Hood flour bag)}

Damn, I just put batter on the wall and made plaster pancakes.
Del

Taking asset utilisation to the next level!

No Power? No Problem.. switch to the battery operated mixer!

Exactly what I was thinking. How often do you really need a drill and a mixer at the same time?

Why Engineers shouldn't write cook books!!

"Tool Time" meets Paula Dean!

Cooking show for bachelors.

With "getting to lick the spoon","triplets" and "sharing" a parent MUST be creative.

Just out of curiosity.... would the cement mixer not be the industrial version of this domestic household tool???

For the business mind members out there (with a small bit of cash) there is a probably serious opportunity for high volume production by purchasing a concrete lorry!!

The "Bubba Crocker Baking Class" in ManCave 101...

"Ahhhh Zee French have nuttin' on me!"

Sooooo easy my Contractor can do it!

"Hey, this drill had better be REVERSIBLE!"

They always have said that men are better cooks..... ***Ducking the wife's frying pan in time***

Well, the warranty did say repair or replace at their option.

Well dear, you were the one who said you could fix the mixer!

Larry the cable guy says this is "one way to git'er done"!

For maximum sex appeal, the 21st century man should also show his 'nurturing' side.

"Honey??? Did you say variable speed drill or high speed?"

After showing his wife how he likes his cakes made, Darnell planned to show her how he likes his cutlery washed.

Honey the pancake batters ready you want me to scramble the eggs!

With a whisk whisk whisk and a whisk whisk whisk.
I whisk the whole day through...
_{(repeat ad nauseum)}
Del

Then he hears his wife Wilma whos remodeling the master bathroom yell to him, "Herb, have you seen my drill motor?"

Remember, it mixes at the touch of a button. To clean it, you just have to lift it and flick the swich to reverse.

RONCO

The ultimate multitasker... Alton would be so proud!

Ed got his wife his favorite drill for Christmas with the idea that he could use it in the garage when she isn't home. He had no idea how possessive some women can be. He had better scrap the idea of stirring paint with her mixer beaters!

Beaters?

Beaters?!?!?

WE DON' NEED NO STINKIN' BEATERS!!!!!

Check this out honey. Now your Dad will like me.

Why didn't I think of that .

Even Heidi would agree with that one, maybe, after cleaning the splatter, maybe not. I'll try it in the back yard first. If all fails it'll keep the wildlife happy.

Wait, there's more. Order your ElectroWizzard MultiTool in the next 30 minutes and we'll include, free of charge, a combination meat slicer/hedge trimmer attachment.

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Tim from Tool Time strikes again! ooohhhh aahhhhh arrrgghhh!!!

Black and Decker better batter

Black and Decker better butter batter beater

Brilliant!

outstanding!, I will have to keep this.