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Caption This for 12/21/12

Posted December 20, 2012 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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12/20/2012 5:18 PM

The cop can join santa on the hood, that patrol car ain't got no chains on.

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12/20/2012 6:24 PM

"Flyin' dust my arse! That looks like coke to me!"

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12/20/2012 6:27 PM

"...........checking my list, I'm checking it twice, just to see if you've been been naughty or nice"...............

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12/20/2012 6:41 PM

Why there won't be, and will not be a Christmas this year! - too bad little kiddies - maybe next year, if he makes bail and has a good lawyer. - Don't hold your breath, though, as it may take some time in order to work it's way through the convoluted and overburdend court system.

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12/20/2012 11:17 PM

that guy in red is OBVIOUSLY wearing a disguise AND sits around cuddling little kids on his lap all day.

who the hell couldnt work out that one ?

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12/21/2012 9:19 AM

...ahem...

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12/20/2012 8:08 PM

Breaking and entering! got you ya commie burglar!

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12/20/2012 8:12 PM

Santa you say. We had a rash of milk and cookies thefts overnight. So where your sleigh and reign deer at? You ask, Why your being arrested. Its for public intoxication from all that eggnog you been consuming and being held for the breaking and entering in the milk and cookies thefts. Oh and your bag, that's evidence also. That pipe we found on you were testing it for drugs. That list "naughty/nice" were gonna turn that over to Homeland Security to see if your some terrorist threat or cell leader. Your looking at a long time in jail that fer sure. What that? you got to get back to the north pole? Not any time soon. Not any time soon.

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12/20/2012 8:15 PM

But occifer, It's truly the world of the end. HIC !

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12/20/2012 8:16 PM

So you checked that list twice, you say?

Just the same. Our sources say you're not getting it right and now its time to take a ride down town.

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12/20/2012 8:24 PM

Every year you come around shouting for Ho's, I had enough!

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12/20/2012 10:00 PM

But officer I wasn't flying on the road!

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12/20/2012 10:58 PM

My daughter's been singing this song about seeing you and my wife, last Christmas. Seems like you've been indulging in a little more than the milk and cookies. Just so you know, I'm on day shift this year.........

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12/20/2012 11:14 PM

I am asking you for the last time ---How many of you are operating this racket !!!!!?

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12/20/2012 11:53 PM

"About that bicycle which I never got when I was eleven!"

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12/21/2012 12:05 AM

That's it just a little to the left please. Humping all those toys always puts a kink between my shoulder blades. Thanks officer!

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12/21/2012 1:14 AM

The end of the world for my grandchildren. Santa arrested

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12/21/2012 3:14 AM

santa arrested ?

got news for ya buddy

Merry Mastercard and Happy New Visa to you too !

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12/21/2012 2:40 AM

It woz that liddle Joneses b#tch down the road, othiffer, She musta laced the milk an' spiked the cookies den she stole all the pressies an' stripped my sled fer spares an' sold Rudolf an' de others off to the butcher!

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12/21/2012 3:06 AM

Santa to officer - No need to get nasty just because you did not receive a present last year.

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12/21/2012 4:11 AM

Now are you gonna give Del the Cat that little model makin' lathe or do I bust yo downtown?
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12/21/2012 5:25 AM

You tinker-monkey !

I was going to run with (Epke sort of beat me to it), "I'd have let of you off with a caution for saying 'ho' once, but you ain't gettin' away with it three time in a row, tubby".

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12/21/2012 5:23 AM

I've had it with reds under the sled.

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12/21/2012 5:51 AM

No license, unregistered reindeer, no insurance on sleigh, little people in back of sleigh with no seatbelts, suspected FUI (Flying Under the Influence), the charges keep adding up pal. To top it off, we can't I.D. you, is it Santa Claus, Kris Kringle, or Father Christmas?

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12/21/2012 6:16 AM

I was flying roof top to roof top; wait, what speed limit?

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12/21/2012 7:22 AM

This is how it's gonna be,see!

You will take my name off of the bad boys' list!

And this year, I want my Choo Choo...you got it?

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12/21/2012 7:56 AM

And I want a train set & a skate board and a big gun and if I don't get them, Rudolf gets it, understand?

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12/21/2012 8:41 AM

'Santa Claus', huh? Well according to this bogus ID you handed me it says your real name is Nicholas and that you're 1,742 years old.

Now I can run you in for giving a fake ID to an officer of the law, or you can go back and clean up that mess your reindeers left on that roof back there. We've got pooper scooper laws in this town.

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12/21/2012 8:53 AM

You're under arrest for calling Grandma a Ho three times and running over her with your reindeer.

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12/21/2012 8:54 AM

Western Flyer you say, Hell, I'll give you a Lexus if you get your'e elbow out of my back!!!

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12/21/2012 9:01 AM

Now Santa, you ARE going to take my name OFF the naughty list this year!

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12/21/2012 10:00 AM

And my dad told me, I'll never amount to nothin. Well, after this collar that will change all of that.

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12/21/2012 10:32 AM

Bad Elves, Bad Elves, Whatcha gonna do?

Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

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12/21/2012 11:18 AM

No license for that sleigh, but we'll let you off if you give CR4 a new bathtub. Theirs has been broken to bits.

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12/21/2012 12:42 PM

"Another case of identity theft! That is at least 10 this week..."

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12/21/2012 12:56 PM

He was just another drifter who broke the law!

ADDDDRRIAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

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12/21/2012 1:32 PM

The local Sheriff statement was, yes, there is a trend going on in our town and it is getting to be a problem in here at the holidays.

First it started at Easter where we apprehend this collar for littering

Then Uncle Sam for reckless behavior and public nuisance in July, followed by the Great Pumpkin caper in October, and November a 6' high Turkey for B&E the Country Kitchen restaurant.

We feel we have to nip this in the bud before it gets out of control. We have all of our patrols on overtime, and I can guarantee, we will stop this crime spree.

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12/21/2012 2:52 PM

PETA strikes again, the Arctic reindeer thought to be extinct for over a hundred years, must be protected...

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12/21/2012 4:44 PM

Well yes, as a matter of fact, my name is Officer Grinch.

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12/23/2012 2:11 AM

Politically correct arrest procedure #1 - 'The Thinker'.

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12/23/2012 8:00 PM

Earlier that day...................

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12/25/2012 5:56 AM

Flashin' 'em once,

Flashin' 'em twice,

Naughty is fun!

Much better than Nice!

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12/25/2012 7:23 PM

I guess he didn't get the "flash not included" comment

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12/25/2012 7:59 PM

In Minneapolis this time of year they only describe themselves...

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12/25/2012 9:55 PM

What chapter do they cover that in Santa College?

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12/26/2012 12:48 PM

This is for bringing me a Chevy Cavalier!

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01/27/2013 10:38 AM

My caption for this photo is

"Hey. WAIT. I WILL REMOVE THE SPRAIN AT YOUR BACK"

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01/27/2013 1:54 PM

OK Buddy, that does it.You are going to Gitmo.

I found 4 Afgans,a dozen knitting needles,100 hanks of yarn,but I think it is really det cord.

And when i finish with you, I 'm doing a breathalzyer on that reindeer with the red nose.

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