Caption This for 12/28/12

Don't worry, it's a government building and you just followed their specs.

The inspector is at more risk than you; politicians "fix" things this way: if something is wrong and won't fit, make everything else wrong so they match.

The "fiscal cliff".

"and she's buying a stairway to heaven" led zeppelin

It turns out while running electrical conduits, heating ducts and plumbing, Joe Bob had the prints upside down.

Heathrow terminal 5½.

Isn't that where Harry Potter caught the Hogwarts "Puddle Jumper" Express when he missed the train?

To find it you have to stand between terminals 5 and 6 and push your baggage trolley towards the wall as fast as you can...

... a truely magical place; there is no terminal 6 (yet).

No coffee wagon on this level.

Thank you for the tsunami protection on the 36th floor!

The newly inaugurated Slinky (TM) testing facility can handle two different groups of researchers.

A stylish style.

Stile.

M.C. Escher eat your heart out!

Easier than zigzagging the beam.

At the headquarters for Alcoholics Anonymous they take the 12 step program very seriously

KrisDel unveil their new thick wall catflap test facility
Del

I understand the architect used to write children's book with mazes.

There, the feng-shui guide said this will keep us all happy little engineers.....

Note from upper management team.

"There is always a mad rush at the end of the work day getting out of here. We have to find a way to make the employees not rush out so fast. Please handle in an appropriate manner."

Employee 5:00 PM Rush Hour Speed Bumps

It looks like the Architect, ME, and EE didn't coordinate their designs throughout the entire design phase....

WHAT QA/QC????? We don't need no stinking QA/QC!!!!

That should stop people to use the passage as a "slip and slide"

This ought to keep those pesky wheelchairs on their side of the hallway!

If they find some else to do it for them, we send him to management!

If they count the stairs on the way up, then subtract on the way down - we send them to accounting.

• If they climb the stairs half way up and get out of breathe and come back down and start eating doughnuts and drinking coffee, while they show you pictures of their big adventure, We send them to sales.
• If theynever attempt it and then say they did, We Sent them to Legal Department.
• If they say "What Stairs?" We now make them your new boss.

HA! If they demand instructions in triplicate, we send them to the government offices...

If they post on CR4 that starts out as: "good day follow engineers, I have a problem...." We send them back to school.

If they crawl over the stairs, we send them to the boiler room....

If they complain and refer to your boss as "Uncle", we send them for coffee, and watch them screw that up.

What happens if they just look and turn around? Or if they trip over the wall?

We send them to Marketing

Ahhhh, Yes

Design courtesy of the Gary Larson School of Architecture.

This has to right. The BIM did not report any clash or interference in the design.

This gives new meaning to "Casting of the Yarrow Stalks".

Well I see I have commented on LAST weeks picture. That's about right for me, about 1 week behind the rest of the world. SO I'll have to say this one is a typical day at my job..up the down staircase.

Having screwed the $$$ out of the 'Windows' concept Bill Gates starts some hardware mock ups of a 'Stairs' concept he's been working on.
Del

Stairway to Heaven, Stairway to Hell.

So... I looked up the word "kludge"in the dictionary, and this is the picture I saw.

Government job creation.................

It has to be built and torn down, before it's shovel ready.

Mary's infintive file cabinet she had requested, required some minor installation work.

Jim had a knack for overcoming problems.

You're going for the stairs, when a goat emerges from another door. Is it to your advantage to change your mind, or.........

"No I'm not paranoid about Daleks. What makes you say that?"

You would think after all these years they would have figured stairs out.

You would think at least Davros would not have limited himself to a chair incapable of handling stairs. I suppose local regulations took care of it and he did not have to waste time on design alternatives.

M.C. Escher's first DIY home construction project.

Hall's 12 step process to leveling the passage into the next life.

Its amazing what a floor to ceiling mirror and some fake steps can do to a short hallway.

Its the rave at CR4's office...

Sign on the door at the far end of the hallway says:

Accessible Parking Permit Applications Office

I see... I see...

I see this same image being posted again in exactly 672 hours.

Look into the future here for confirmation.

Bored?

Meh... yeah, a little.

But I see some entertaining activities in my very near future!

Help! I've fallen into a tesseract link, and can't get out!

Let me help.

Now that's funny stuff!

I'd almost pay money to see the look on Kaplin's face !

All right you blighters, knock it off! Between you and Doorman I'm gonna have to take some

But imagine the baiting poor kaplin will be getting at the office ! Such minor slips are the seedgrain for endless hours of ribbing somebody (no, I'll not reveal some of mine - there are too many !). It couldn't have happened with a more suitable picture. The very post in itself beats any reply that could be given.

Top funny comment on the other one about nobody having yet having given a good enough answer. I'll GA that when I revisit.

My caption for the photo will be:

"HALT and PROCEED TO NOWHERE"

DHAYANANDHAN.S