Caption This for 02/01/13

Lonely robot who built soul mate states, "At first there were sparks, but I found the problem and fixed it."

When Katy Perry turned 40 she finally found a mate with as much brain matter in his head as she has in hers.

Couple petition town hall for right to marry....The first android human marriage could take place this weekend at a small town in Silicon Valley, if this couple gets their way.... Harmony Doesmachines and her significant other Beeper Humanoid, have petitioned town hall for the right to marry and live as a couple under the law....Human and android rights activists were out in force, and near rioting conditions were reported....The Town Mayor was reported to say,"We knew this was going to happen once the gay marriage thing got passed, it was only a matter of time."

We can only hope that Beeper Harmony will be heard in town hall....

Which robot built which first?

The answer may surprise you.

Muse - Plug in Baby

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbB-mICjkQM

Six years of on-line acting classes and my agent can only get me an eye candy job for an Arduino convention. I wish I had married Jose at Pancake Cottage.

This is why cell phone cameras are dangerous.

Are her boobs wired to the circuit board???Wonder how that works.

I wonder what she's like when the chips (reference to the circuit board) are down...

"My boyfriend wanted me to get a boob job. He finds circuit boards to be TIT'illating!"

Is that supposed to be TTLating?

Or lactating?

I feel my diodes are drooping today.

Whatever am I to do? Whenever I am around R2D2 always takes off his clothes and I am embarrassed.

That's not funny. That's just English Rose showing off.

You like my new hair colour? I got bored of purple hair and silver outfits....shame the wardrobe department didn't heed my request for a long blue dress to match

"electric boyfriends" came come along way over the years as seen by this latest model from NaughtyTime Novelty.

"I wished they'd let me dress in my lab clothes for these photo shoots...at least then I'd have a pocket into which to put the darned PCB!"

And just where do you expect me to plug this into?

OMG, I know her.

You mean to be telling me, I sat next to a robot in my College Computer Science Class 101, and until now, I didn't even know it.

^{at the time, I couldn't stop laughing at her do...}

He pinned his Heart on her Chest.

Stepford Wife V17.6 (first release after Intel takeover)

Desperately trying to hide her 'O' face, the knee trembler could be observed the moment just before the circuit board exploded from being over stimulated.

I see an unsafe way to lift a load. Not a good way to use the hoist. Needs lifting slings.

Drunk and horny as hell, Ziggy the WonderBot is getting more than a little exasperated with Hilda's refusal to let him feel her up. Hilda, to her credit, still manages to maintain her composure and smile for the camera. You can bet, however, that once the cameras are off and no one else is around, she will rip him apart, piece by piece.

WARNING! Really bad pun ahead

Vogue anounced today the new "IT" girl for the 21st century. So long Twiggy.

Like most wives, Martha is in complete control of her husband.

OK, pinhead, stand still while they take our picture.

Hello, we are from your housecleaning service. We work as a team.

Katy Perry at 50!

You mean that ISN'T Katy Perry now????

Hey I remember this from the 60's - Donovan song - Blue is the color of my true loves hair in the morning....

Wait - Am I remembering that wrong, like most of the decade?

Oh baby - Let's dance.

Excuse me, .........ah...... your mother board is showing!

Doctor Beauticicon (Butish-a-con) gives his patient a hand after a successful silicon breast enhancement and peacock blood transfusion.

This is the IBM Deep Blue?

Baby, you got an awesome rack of cpu's!

NIIICE pcbs!!!

Prototype Lyn™Door Ind. "What's My Mood" acrylic mood-hair model that was demo'd at the 2016 CES.

The production model utilizes ASIC's disguised as earrings for the control circuitry.

Power is generated by nano generators in the dress.

(Comes with programmable monthly mood swing and irritability control)

No extended warranties available for this product. When she goes, she goes.

Once you get by the foreplay, the sex is only mechanical anyway.

I hope it's "little' head is bigger than his "big" head. (or visa versa, whatever).

I've seen this photo. It was on the cover of an HR brochure pinned-up in the break room:

Asexual Harassment In The Lab - What You Can Do

Inside were a few tips:

Hold Robby's errant gripper with one hand whilst placing the other near his power switch, then whisper into his built-in mic, "Yes, darl, I'm rather fond of you, too, but there's a time and place for everything, you know? Did you remember to pack those attachments I told you about?"

Change your hair color to something less distracting to autonomous machines as it sends mixed messages on-the-job. In other words, save that Intel Blue color for those romantic Silicon Valley weekends the two of you have got planned. (yes, we've been monitoring your emails for some time now. Disgusting! We're bringing the wine, btw. Mind?)

Place enhanced-performance adaptive motor controllers well out of gripper reach, especially the rack-mounted boards. Again, it sends Robby mixed messages, making it difficult for him to concentrate on the task at hand. At the other hand, we mean. They do multi-task, you know.

Smiley face - GA - I got a laugh, or several, out of your comment - especially to consider to change her distracting hair colour - the photobiotics cannot pick up and also cannot analyse the proper wavelength of the Toronto Maple Leaf blue losing colour spectrum.