Caption This for 06/28/13

Told you I can freakin parallel park!!!!

No one's stealing my ride.

(I'll eat crap for this one)

Darn women drivers......

Told you I could do 180 drift into a parking spot!

Looks like Austin Powers work....

http://youtu.be/iLKR9tCiwvA

Project Vulcan is about to begin......

Gearbox is No Good.

Remove & replace No. 2 & No.4 seals on the reversinator.

Also replace circlip on main shaft.

Minutes before...." Hey, is that what they call black ice? "

When I was 20 years old I came home on New Year's Eve (day). When i looked out the window, my car was in our drive way in similar way.

WTF? This bridge wasn't here when i parked it.

This is one of those moving walls in those old spy movies...

HO. Now I have full rest.! No one can force me to run.

DHAYANANDHAN.S

Damn Photoshop again. Can't tell if anything is real.

No need for Photoshop, check the gender of the person besides the windshield.

I hope, the ice is as slick pushing out,

as it was sliding in!

No way ! Murphy's laws

And then the Police Officer said, "Sir, Uh Sir, would you please move your car immediately, you're blocking traffic."

Things some people will do to take a leak in private!

I don't think so, check the haircut and feet size

Damn tough, these Tonka toys.

OK so you can parallel park - now just get the cases out of the back.

Instead of saying "Billions and Billions Served" on the Scruffy's car wash sign it said "Served One since 2002."

Most congested cities with rush hour traffic it is the other way around.

So parkway is aptly named after all.

Why do you keep on posting pics of my ex's (mis)adventures?????

No, no, just focus on the way she parked.

Unfortunately, I always ended up focusing on getting her OUT of these things...

"They may think it's a drive-by, but we've put a stop to that!" or,

"Told you, - we can park 4 cars in here, not one, and charge far more."

Engineer - "Couple of trolly jacks and I'll have you out in a jiffy."

jt.

"Only when you know in your heart you have done your best to help, are you free."
jt 2013.

See, I told you the right headlight was angled lower than the left!

In order to reduce traffic accidents by inexperienced drivers, they have made the driver's exam more difficult.

The construction supervisor told the engineer to move his car before lunch!

Well shoot, they remodelled the parking lot. How long did you say I was parked?

Yeah, but just because you can do it... don't mean it's a good idea.
Del

Jim, just get the block & tackle out of the back.... errr
Del

Our Truck is on the way

Lets see the repo truck grab this one.

In some cases even the light at the end of the tunnel doesn't help.

The sign says 'Car Wash"!! I followed the sign...whadayamean it's not the car wash!!

Michael Knight: ''KITT, where are you? I don't see you anywhere?''

KITT: ''Well Michael, I'm right here, in front of you. Apparently, you haven't been reading the recent memos. If you had, you would know that Google(R) owns all of ''Knight Enterprises'' now, and provided me with two of their most recent apps. One allows me to completely change by body-type, color, and wheel base. And the other enables me to rotate all four wheels a little more than 90 degrees, so I can easily get in and out of openings like this. Oh, and by the way, your contract was not extended... You've been replaced by Doogie Howard...''

Lets see how the Google driverless car solves this one!

Another driver reportedly listening to their GPS instructions implicitly.

Never say " hey buddie! I got the parking space first so I don't care if it's yours, today it's mine." to a guy who drives a big fork lift.

"Get us out of here, Mr. Scott!"

"Och, the engines cannae handle it, Captain!"

"Scotty - you have got to get us out of here!"

"Och, ye cannae break the laws of Physics, Captain!"

Ma'am, you can stop texting now.

And that text read...

"Hun, there is something wrong with the car... I think it is the battery."

"Now what?"