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Caption This for 04/11/14

Posted April 10, 2014 4:45 PM by Kaplin


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04/10/2014 4:47 PM

Hey, that's an improper use of a bicycle rack!.....

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04/10/2014 4:48 PM

So, that's how they make builders crack.

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04/10/2014 5:47 PM

Stop!!!!!!!!!Stop!!!!!!!!!!

The guy in the blue shirt has no hearing protection or safety glasses.

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04/10/2014 6:21 PM

Well, he's not the one working...

Besides, in about 20 seconds he's not gonna need 'em anyway.

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04/10/2014 5:52 PM

that was quick....

The medical industry is just following the ACA newly released procedures for a colonoscopy.

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04/10/2014 10:40 PM

CRACK KILLS!

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04/10/2014 10:52 PM

The original Black & Decker Workmate.

Guaranteed for life.

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04/10/2014 10:55 PM

Nothing funny about this - it's just stupid.

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04/11/2014 8:13 AM

Excuse me, Can you knell down so I can park my bike.............. Its a Schwinn, and the kick stand is broken.

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04/11/2014 8:37 AM

I don't want to lay it on the ground, its a wonderful bike, it's blue, My dad gave it to me................... I call it my popsicle........

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04/11/2014 12:36 AM

No sawdust, so staged and not worth captioning.

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04/11/2014 3:33 AM

Good mornin' posters 8 & 9

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04/11/2014 8:09 AM

Two Excellent Observations and Analysis by StandardsGuy, Sourdough

And one Excellent retort by Leonf

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04/11/2014 2:33 PM
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04/11/2014 3:02 AM

Hi, Find out Who switched off the Power Supply.?

DAYANANDHAN.S

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04/11/2014 4:00 AM

This Job is crackin me up!

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04/11/2014 7:57 AM

how to create a plumber with a Skill saw!

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04/11/2014 8:04 AM

Always be sure to have a backup.

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04/11/2014 8:12 AM

And here we have Plumbers Union Local 75 initiating one of its new members.

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04/11/2014 8:44 AM

He's about to have the worst case of Plumber's Crack ever recorded.

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04/11/2014 8:47 AM

It's a right of passage.

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04/11/2014 10:15 AM

Looks like he about to get a little behind in his work.

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04/11/2014 11:24 AM

Yes, but it is catching up. :-)

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04/11/2014 12:35 PM

Piles of work today

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04/11/2014 3:47 PM

I told you not to worry because I'm cutting at an angle. Hey what is that stink?

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04/11/2014 3:57 PM

Ok, ready... No ! wait ! if you see my hammer lying on the ground, just tell my wife that I love her, but that she better say goodbye to our "wild fridays", at least for a while.

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04/11/2014 7:23 PM

WOW these guys are not wearing any Safety glasses, we need to report that.

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04/11/2014 11:02 PM

True, you'll notice the guy with the saw has hearing protection to muffle the screams.

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04/11/2014 9:00 PM

Man 'o man.....

My boss is ALWAYS on my back!!!!!

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04/12/2014 5:41 AM

Say NO to crack!

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04/12/2014 6:29 PM

Joe's first and last day as a carpenter's apprentice!

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04/13/2014 12:02 AM

Get back to work!

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04/13/2014 2:27 AM

Spinal Tap?

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04/13/2014 9:05 AM

measure twice, cut once!

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04/15/2014 8:52 AM

That's one way to relieve constipation!

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04/15/2014 9:55 AM

Busy day today.....piles to get through.

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04/22/2014 10:00 PM

''That ain't the way we used to do it on the railroad......''

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04/23/2014 7:51 AM

I just have to take just the width of a crack off, and it should fit.

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