Caption This for 03/13/15

The dangers of purchasing the new Apple Watch, reduced situational awareness.

But somebody said the hell is freezing over . . .

"Now you know why burying your toilet tissue is a better idea than burning it."

We'd better step on it and pick up the pace a bit...there's a tornado just ahead over the next hill, and an earthquake happening just around the corner from that, and I want to check out both of them before it starts to get dark.

Dam GPS, I put in scenic route, and it brought me to a dead end.

So Fred got any ideas on how we can spin this to be CO2 and global climate change related so we can get funding for next years trip?

We sure stirred things up with that little sprint.

Have you been on the curried eggs again?

Seriously when you said hold my beer and watch what happens when I toss this bucket of chemicals in this volcano I really honestly did not expect that to happen.

So does the military know about your secret formula?

The local judge didn't buy it when they said...

"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, since the world's been turning,

We didn't start the fire. No, we didn't light it, but we tried to fight it."

...but Billy Joel's manager did.

Wow, that new LynDoor™Industries energy drink will set the world on fire.

Go Jake....when you really step it out you can feel those muscles BURN!

Hawaii 451dF.

--Ray Bradbury

Damn! And that was just a 5 pound bag of KingsFart charcoal!

"There's nothing like a gentle walk in the countryside to work up a little perspiration, is there?"

Reminds me of the old joke my father-in-law told -

Two old ladies taking their daily walk past a glue factory where they were turning horses into glue and burning the hides....

One turns to the other "Do you smell hair burning?"

"Yeah, do you think we're walking TOO fast??

Another project from the Good Intentions Paving Company.

GIPCo?

Can you please stop singing Disco Inferno...

Del

Run, run fast. Otherwise we will be roasted.

DHAYANANDHAN.S

....when we get back to the lab remind me to check my CMB data in the IR range....

"Just stop a moment - my Apple Watch has a notification I must read - elevated temperature and heat rate. That's worrying."

After the Two astronauts landed, unbeknownst to them, they are being stalked by the planets inhabitants.

Lets Watch!

p.s.,

During the excavation, plaster was used to fill in the voids in the ash layers that once held human bodies. This allowed one to see the exact style of pants the person was in when they died. One determined to be an Engineer in khakis and the other a slack jawed mercenary in cargos.

OK, now I believe in global warming!

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Two men who do not have sex on their mind.

That's not the kind of lava light we want to see!

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Wow it's really hot out here today, I feel like I'm walking in an oven.....

I have this weird feeling we are being followed!

I have this weird feeling we are being followed!

Darn! That burger was almost done!. S.M.

.huury..something is hot on my heels

Rick was too scared to tell his friends he'd snapped the picture of them walking away from the explosion a hair too late.

ICPP workers hurrying from the site of the only remote temperature probe on the planet where the reading not only went up, but went off-scale. It is safe to say that winter in definitely over in Hawaii.

Dam! I hate it that Pliny is always right. Now we are going to have to eat roasted crow!