Caption This For 6/12/09

You can't have too many tools when you own a Ford! _{(Sooner or later, you'll need every last one.)}

Ford--Fix or Repair Daily

Or "Found On Road Dead"

Backwards..

Driver Returns On Foot

"At least he picked up his toys in the garage before bringing them all outside to make another mess!"

Hey! I think I can see the thingymajig that makes this truck such a "Tool magnet"!

What do you mean you there is no 1/2" wrench!

i still need a crowsfoot...

Dodgeball Training Gone Horribly Wrong!

"Hey hon, would you hand me that 1/2" deep socket? No, not that one, the other one. No, the OTHER one. Oh forget it, I'll get it myself...."

Dear... would this plumbers plunger work???

Crash course in tool caddy ergonomics

Not sure what to call it but I do wonder in what way he uses the plunger on his truck.

And I still don't know how to adjust the nut behind the wheel

"OK. I'm giving up. I'm never going to get that sump plug off."

" Why try SAE tools , when all nuts are : Metric or English Whitworth ! "

Labor Omnia Vincit

I know what'll work, Dynamite!

Upon hearing that Ford refused bailout money, the administration's only comment was "Then I'll stack that company with govt. FOOLS anyway, like GM". The rest, as they say, is history.

You can never have 2MNYTLS

No, not that 1/2" wrench the other one beside the 1/2" wrench next to the 1/2" wench under the plunger!

I know I set that 1/2" wench somewhere!

"ZZzzzzzzzz" "Snort" "ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

Take care of your tools and they'll take care of you

Ted slowly came to realize that using real weights and real workout equipment was a better option.

or

Ted slowly came to the realization that bench pressing was easier with real weights.

"Heavy tool showers expected this morning. Clearing by noon."

or

"There! Whoever said that replacing the turnsignal bulb would be difficult."

Don't forget to check your blinker fluid?

"According to the Haynes Manual this should only have a difficulty of 2 out of 5 spanner rating"

Get a Light!

He tried using every tool he owned and still couldn't get the the part off the car.

BEEN THERE DONE THAT!!!!

Only option left is to go buy the right tool for the job!

F**ker Only Rolls Downhill

Kinda like the Rolls Kenardly - Rolls down one hill and ken hardly make it up the next.

I forgot about the Flippin' Old Rebuilt Dodge. And there might be some truth to that. I caught part of a public TV program about the history of Ford, and it mentioned two of his original partners were the Dodge brothers. Their job was parts.

Little known fact: the spin-on oil filters for older Chrysler and Ford products used the same mounting. The only difference was the length of the filter. The catalogs would show the most common part number for Mopars used for the Ford compacts, and the bigger Dodge trucks called for the most common filter for Fords.

I'll get these damn fog lights bolted on if it kills me....
Or was I trying to get them off?

Damn....

Jake discovers that Fords and tools are just like clothes dryers and socks, but with an eject button.

Man trying to load tools in back of truck gets run over.

If I only knew where that plunger was at, then I could finish this job.

Dad to kid: Bring me a wrench, Kid: This one? dad: No the other one. Kid: this one?......

Flip flops are NOT proper safety foot wear for the proper mechanic.

living large on the tool road.

It's tool time with the Tool Man Taylor brought to you by Ford.

Mike Rowe's Next Dirty Job.

Freaking

Old

Red neck

Dude

Fantastically

Organized

Redneck

Dude

1012 tools = $20000.00

Personalized Truck tag = $150.00

Look on his face when he gets the ultimate tool chest for father's day

PRICELESS

Charlie Brown got hit by the truck while trying to fix it. Suprisingly he kept his shoes on!

two weeks later - "What do you mean my claim was denied? I thought the red curb was to warn people to be careful!"

Imperical to Metric: What's the Big Deal?

1 afternoon crash course for auto repair 101 for "dummies"