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I believe his name is Kevin.

Darwin - he's evolved beyond all that...

No, it's one giant blank square with a placeholder.

People could always use it for meditation !

Their ad says: "The beer that made Masham famous!"

Uhhh...right, famous. The terriers made Yorkshire famous, but who's heard of Masham, even in, say, Kent? Still, I'd like to give it a try.

I'd happily shout a round, but meantime have one of these;

LOL!

We have three bierhundts already...

...and another that appears to be a Corgi/Basenji mix that prefers whiskey!

Very spot on to see the joke ! We have two aged cats and a very badly trained Yorkie. One of the cats has sussed him, so he doesn't go anywhere near her. The other lives in terror. Funny thing is that he will sit on the bed with her when we are out of the house..

We have a cat (Snuggles) that has been with me 16 years now, weighs under 8 pounds, and can put an 80 pound Weimaraner cowering into a corner with a hiss and a gesture. They've long since learned that those gestures are made by a small fur coat with razor blades in every pocket... Any more, they try their best to ignore her, but every once in a while the urge to get a better sniff overwhelms them.

Any more, they try their best to ignore her, but every once in a while the urge to get a better sniff overwhelms them.

Vets bills can be expensive ! Cats can be very laid back, but once in a while.... Out 2 cats are about 14 (I think), and the dog is a mere teenager in doggy years (ie 2 - 3 y.o).

"Vets bills can be expensive"

Tell me another, Mate! I think we've spent around $2500.00 (no clue what that is in £ or €, sorry) in the last 6 months. One of the Weimies (9-yr old female) has Cushing's disease, and the other two (2.5-yr old males) sometimes play a bit too rough wth each other. What with that and rabies vac's, etc., it adds to a pretty sum soon. The cat is very low-maintenance, and the other dog (?Corgi x Basenji?) is just a year old now.

$2500.00 = £1250. We have insurence for vet bills at about $20 a month. This was what decided us on getting a pup, not a rescue dog, as a rescue dog could not be insured...

I think my wife paid about 300 GBP for the Yorkie pup, but it's cost way more than that in vets bills and household destruction. It once got hold of her mothers false teeth ! I thought I was gonna die laughing. He just didn't want to give them up, growling in defence of his new-found 'prize'. I don't know if she made an insurance claim, but the company would have probably paid straight up because it was so bizarre.

So why didn't a Yorkie go straight into the sausage grinder?

Far too valuable as a possible cabaret act - he can balance on front 2 paws only whilst pissing ! UK sausages don't contain any meat to speak of anyway.

Kind of like Spam... Their tag line is "Crazy Tasty." And it's "all meat, contains ham," but what the hell does that mean?! The other ingredients in order are salt, potato starch, and nitrates.

All it really tastes like is salt. I know, I bought a can the other day just for the benefit of the doubt!!!

I once heard that during WW11 temporary roads were built using cans of spam as foundation ! A few years back some guy opened a restaurant in London that served nothing but Spam dishes.

For Christ sake, man!!! Give me something to work with here! I'm burning through a forty dollar bottle of vodka!!!

Spam spam spam ...

for more information........here.

Spam jam ... kinda brings a lump to my throat .

It's kind of like Starbucks coffee! It tastes like something you shouldn't ingest, but there's a sick fascination that beckons you on!!!

Put that welders torch away - you should have read the 'bottle-opening' thread.

Read this, and don't have a cow man !

I am currently working on an even more expensive vodka - it's filtered through the ass of a dinosaur... I'm still working on getting the kinks out of the time machine, but I guarantee Bronto-Vodka will be a big seller!!!

Trouble is, you may end up with a dino brain - ie walnut sized and located in your tail ! . I really don't understand that stuff about Vodka with diamonds in it. It could cause a really sore throat (or some part of the anatomy).

There's a "low sodium" variety now too; tastes less like salt. Not more like ham, but less like salt.

"UK sausages don't contain any meat to speak of anyway."

HAW! Neither do Yorkies! Here's a UK sausage for ya! Gar-on-teed to contain ZERO meat...

I couldn't find one in any of these. .Willy Wonka has some answering to do. 'Milky Way', 'Mars Bar'. Not a trace of either space substance in these. 'Wagon Wheels' (aka Moon Pie), fell off my bloody wagon as well.

LMAO - No, suck it in john, suck it fast ! Does anyone have extra large bandages for keeping the sides together ?

Somewhat funny, but a just a _little bit gross for my taste. Check out the marquee as suggested previously.

Are we talking tents or French resistance ?

Are you perhaps referring to ol' Alphonse perchance?

Well I do have a couple of marks, and people tell me I'm a bit of a sad case ! Short of mentioning Matthew, Luke, and John, I don't see how we can get more miles from marquee gags. Is somebody keeping score here ?

No, not Jumping jack. We want The Boss at the desk!!

Is this the caucuses stage?