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Posted July 09, 2009 4:59 PM

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07/09/2009 6:06 PM

And now in other news:

A new tiki hut has been styled in the image of Elvis's hair. When patrons wer asked what they thought the responses varied from "I have a burnin love for it" to "I'm just all shook up about it"

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07/09/2009 6:11 PM

The new "Fatal Pick-up-Sticks" game just came out today!

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07/09/2009 7:41 PM

News headlines today:

"Lairising building told to straighten up and be serious"

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07/09/2009 8:29 PM

New way found to get tree huggers to spontaneously explode in anger!

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07/09/2009 8:30 PM

Chick Magnet. Build it, they will come.

No Bob. OSHA won't sign off on it. Maybe we could build a bar near it?

Yeah, the roof leaks, but look at the location!

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07/09/2009 10:43 PM

It turns out Pterodactyl's aren't extinct after all!

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07/11/2009 3:35 PM

Reuters Wire Services:

After years working on the Chinese Olympic building with exotic materials, a retired architect discovers the lowly Two-By-Four... and becomes deeply obsessed with the immense possibilities of this building material.

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07/24/2009 11:26 AM

the proper name is four by two's

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07/10/2009 3:39 AM

Moth damage detected at Sydney Opera House

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07/10/2009 7:35 AM

After the huffing and puffing, the little pig's house became a popular tourist attraction.

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07/10/2009 7:47 AM

Hey - try drawing that thing in AutoCad!

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07/10/2009 8:08 AM

Must have been some very large popsicles!

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07/10/2009 9:00 AM

Explosion reported at giant toothpick factory...details at ten

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07/10/2009 10:09 AM

The crew of the Spindrift enjoying time at the beach.

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07/10/2009 10:14 AM

NEW from Bizarrco -- the AMAZING "Grow-Your-Own ZEPPELIN HANGAR!" (Zeppelin not included. Some restrictions may apply. Check with your local zoning authority.)

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07/10/2009 10:18 AM

Well, dang, that's why it doesn't look like the picture on the box. It's "insert part A into slot B, not slot C"...

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07/10/2009 10:30 AM

Does anyone have a light...

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07/10/2009 11:28 AM

North Korea Bureau of Citizen Defense Announces Newest Superior North Korean Engineering Achievement: New Superior Bomb and Citizen Defense Shelters to protect citizens of North Korea from imperialist Western running dogs and their evil co-conspirators and henchmen.

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07/10/2009 11:33 AM

HEY! Who forgot to specify pressure treated lumber???

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07/10/2009 11:35 AM

Hell yes...if THAT'S how big the nest is, I don't want to see how big the bird is...

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07/10/2009 11:37 AM

I said it's a space dock for a KLINKON bird of prey, not KLINGON...

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07/10/2009 11:39 AM

Hello, prospective students here at our prestigious school of engineering! The first slide you see here is the flow chart for the coursework you'll need to complete to earn your engineering degree!

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07/10/2009 12:58 PM

"Our Bonfire got a little ambitious." - otherwise, I have to say this is one cool looking sculpture, and I am curious about what people actually made such a thing, where it is, and what will, or has happened to it.

It certainly doesn't look safe. I see no particular foundation. Nor do I see any steel banding.

Is it a real thing? Was this photoshopped?

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07/10/2009 4:20 PM

I would guess Burning man, out in the desert

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07/10/2009 9:08 PM

Do you mean 'The Wicker Man'? A cult classic, too heavy for the Judau/Christian ethic. That was my first thought but this crowd can't handle it.

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07/11/2009 12:32 AM

How 'bout "Wicker Chair Man"?

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07/10/2009 1:12 PM

Tornado rips through lumberyard - mixes poles with quick-setting glue. Details at 10.

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07/10/2009 1:26 PM

Welcome to the new facility for the "Church of Intelligent Design!"

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07/10/2009 1:37 PM

....and the resulting 3 dimensional diagram explains the federal stimulus program so that there is the promised transparency.

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07/10/2009 2:37 PM

OK people, I want to thank you all. Thanks for coming out here and helping out. This is going to be one beautful day. I think we finally have enough fuel for tonights bonfire on the beach. Now who wants to set up the volleyball nets - any volunteers - anybody? Also, people, remember, we still have to put the tents up and the picnic tables and seating and the band, what's their name - Van Halen or something like that should be arriving any time now.- shouldn't they be here now setting up, putting the loudspeakers in place, doing sound checks, something like that - Hey - somebody call Van Halen and see what the heck's going on - maybe they're stuck in traffic or high or something Why aren't those johnny on the spots here yet. Can somebody please give the port-a-potty people a call to see when the shitters are supposed to be here. I ordered them last week for crying out loud. Also the garbage containers - place them all over and make sure that they are labelled regular garbage and recycleables, and could I ask that we have some volunteers watching the garbage receptacles to make sure that they are being used properly and that the recycleables are not mixed with the regular garbage and vise versa? Hey! - get that potato salad out of the sun and put it in a cooler spot or the mayonaise will spoil and make everyone that gets it sicker than a dog's dinner. And ladies - I'm letting you know that this beach is topless optional, so feel free to express yourselves and feel liberated and unencumbered by restraints of any kind. Except you, m'aam. Pullleeeease put something over those! In fact I suggest you put on a coat, a heavy winter overcoat! Whew, thank you m'aam. Gee, that was just not right. I'm going be seeing those in my mind for a long time. Okay, I think we've got everything down pat and we're ready to go for lift-off, so thanks again for all your help everboby and have a GREAT TIME. Oh yeah one more thing - did anyone remember to bring along the wienies and hot dog buns?

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07/10/2009 3:17 PM

In related news, Donald Trump's new hair piece was delivered to his beach front condo. Don King approved.

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07/10/2009 8:32 PM

Sydney opera house for poor people (early stages). Are they building or are they waiting for the tide to come in?

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07/10/2009 11:29 PM

Bummer man!! The dude at the head shop said STYX was here.

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07/11/2009 12:28 AM

...council members were unavailable for comment - one unnamed source said "It was lowest bid for the pedestrian overpass, from a reputable contractor with council input to the design...

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07/11/2009 6:38 AM

Overunity wind generator is so successfull it starts self replicating.
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07/12/2009 11:53 PM

I see they found R. Buckminster Fuller's TinkerToy set!

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07/12/2009 11:57 PM

Red Green, on a tropical vacation, can't resist the urge to built his own beach shelter. He couldn't believe the locals never heard of duct tape.

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07/13/2009 2:11 AM

No, no, no! I specifically said the drawings were in metric!

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08/14/2009 12:57 AM

Jenga anyone?

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