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Caption This for 05/07/10

Posted May 06, 2010 4:45 PM

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05/06/2010 5:22 PM

Epic Fail.

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05/06/2010 5:51 PM

Doorman, believing his solution for the Toyota acceleration problem too difficult to conceptualize, decided a demonstration might be better.

Doorman now better understands the shortcomings of the idea.

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05/06/2010 6:22 PM

that cement up ahead looks....."plop"........fresh.

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05/06/2010 9:24 PM

Write my name in it? Hell Cecil, I can't spell my name. Don't know my letters.

Got a better idea. Watch this...

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05/06/2010 9:59 PM

Four easy steps to a new career: cement unfinisher.

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05/07/2010 2:22 AM

"...and this is the artist's latest piece entitled 'Apathy'."

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05/06/2010 11:25 PM

Nothing wrong with magnetic signs. They'll never find the culprit.

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05/07/2010 8:58 AM

Ooops!

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05/07/2010 12:24 AM

If that little yellow truck wasn't so cute... We'd have a real problem here.

Fortunately it is, and we don't.

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05/07/2010 1:27 AM

Our delivery schedules are as solid as concrete.

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05/07/2010 3:51 AM

Turner prize season is here again

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05/07/2010 4:32 AM

You beat me to it!!!

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05/07/2010 4:30 AM

Evel Knievel soon got bored in his new job.

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05/07/2010 4:36 AM

They just needed to let the latest exhibit dry before moving it to the Turbine Hall.

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05/07/2010 6:11 AM

Abner!! I told you that phase shifting device would not work!

What made you think you would even get to the wall before passing though the ground?

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05/07/2010 7:42 AM

Having further modified the design, during trials the KrisDelTM Mk.III Mars Lander also showed a need for further development...

http://cr4.globalspec.com/comment/554989/Re-Caption-This-for-04-16-10

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05/07/2010 8:14 AM

Long term parking...

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05/07/2010 10:11 AM

Don't worry, I just had helium installed in my tires.

Or nitrogen, which is it that floats?

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05/07/2010 11:06 AM

Caution Wet Paint!

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05/07/2010 12:16 PM

Well, Barney, I just don't know how this could happen...

We better call in the Regional experts at Mayberry C.S.I.

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05/07/2010 12:19 PM

Admin walked away from it -Decision - HOMEWORK

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05/07/2010 12:38 PM

Guest blog post starts out like this;

Good day fine citizens,

I have this urgent problem, and I do not know how to correct this. I was wondering if any of you would have any suggestions to help me here. I have to have this done by this afternoon.

and if you read between the lines, it really says "I phuc#ed up, I have to get this right before the boss finds out"

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05/07/2010 12:51 PM

Ze little Yellow Kanariewagen zat in ze schtick !!! ......schidt !!!

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05/07/2010 1:11 PM

The bugger who wrote FAZED on the wet cement must 'av been fazed 'imself, woz it me I would 'av written..."sorry boss. yer van got TYRE'D."

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05/07/2010 7:46 PM

Tommy Chong's first day on the job delivering "CAUTION - Wet Cement" signs did not go so well.

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05/08/2010 8:02 AM

blame it on the Labrador

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05/07/2010 11:01 PM

With Ted taking the truck out after the rain had stopped. Bob shouted out "be careful of the patches of wet concrete". Ted said "no problem I'll drive slow". What Ted found was one of the patches of "FRESH WET CONCRETE!" and he now understood the caution as he walks back to the garage for help.

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05/07/2010 11:43 PM

Houston, we have a problem.

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05/08/2010 3:00 AM

Look I know you're new around here, but I said put the cement in the van

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05/09/2010 5:08 PM

And today we will show you the first step in a Fred Flinstone car conversion process.

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05/09/2010 11:53 PM

Kiowattt0-

Not to be nit-picky, but Groucho was not the first to decline membership in a club that would consider him a viable member. The concept goes back at least to Oscar Wilde, although it can not be said with certainty that Oscar Wilde originated it either...

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05/09/2010 7:30 PM

the sad truth is that the driver's only job was to deliver a set of barriers for the wet concrete

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05/09/2010 10:23 PM

I thought it looked like a mail truck...

"Neither rain, nor snow, nor sleet, nor hail, nothing stops the... what the.. dang!"

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05/10/2010 3:07 AM

Jimmy didn't think his little prank would cause too many problems, but he couldn't believe what happened next.....

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05/10/2010 3:19 AM

Something down there must really have wanted to capture this vehicle, which would not normally sink very far (on account of specific gravity differences).

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05/10/2010 3:45 AM

GA.... especially for the effort involved.
I hope you did it on work's time.
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05/10/2010 10:02 AM

What truck?

When I worked at the shipyard, there had a piece of equipment don't remember, I think it was a call a giraffe, A large Man Lift. I'm not going to get into it too much, anyways, they parked it near the buildings, about 70 yards from the docked. with a gradual slope to the docks. About a week and a half later, they needed it and went to get it, now equipment moves around the yard pretty frequent they looked all over and they couldn't find it. About a week later, there was a oil slick in the water on docks side..........they found it.

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