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Caption This for 04/17/15

Posted April 16, 2015 4:45 PM by Kaplin

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04/16/2015 4:56 PM

I want to laugh and say... Lazy... but I have to admit, this is something I wish I had though of in my youth.

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04/17/2015 6:39 PM

Or; How to have made that similar mean motor bike sound on your ride without putting your now unbelievably valuable, collectible sports cards, flapping on your spokes with clothespins, elastic bands and plastic ties.

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04/16/2015 5:15 PM

Well, well, well. It's a reel bike!

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04/16/2015 5:55 PM

Billy, being a fledgling entrepreneur, abandoned his paper route every summer and made 5 times more money cutting grass.

Next summer, he'll be able to afford a self propelled mower to replace his present, low tech, mower attachment.

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04/16/2015 7:18 PM

Looks like he tripled his work output.

Not only can he still deliver papers, but he can mow grass and provide Washington DC with a mobile paper shredding service.

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04/16/2015 8:16 PM

For DC shredding, he'll need one of these:

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04/17/2015 5:18 PM

That is an impressive looking machine. Back about 1980, Broward County purchased a Treelan whole tree chipper to clear a heavily wooded road extension. But it was smaller than that one.

BTW, what is the PPM* rate on that?

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04/16/2015 6:21 PM

A bike for making short cuts around the block

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04/16/2015 6:51 PM

I bought my riding mower at the antique store.

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04/16/2015 7:19 PM

Nothing runs like a Deere.

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04/16/2015 8:03 PM

When little Johnny's parents said they were getting him a new bike for Christmas, he was overjoyed.....

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04/16/2015 8:34 PM

My brother said he got this for his wife.

I told him he made a pretty good trade.

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04/16/2015 10:22 PM

I don't think the front brakes work!

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04/16/2015 11:37 PM

It is a new design. A grass brake.

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04/16/2015 11:48 PM

At first, I wondered about the comment, "Hey, look at the rear bagger on that thing!" I even got off and looked. Thinking about it, I realized I needed to lose a few pounds anyway, so I smiled and gave the neighbor kid the finger.

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04/17/2015 12:19 AM

The bike shop's update of Stevie's 1941 Goodyear Double Eagle Clipper was not what he expected.

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04/17/2015 12:40 AM

Wake up Mr Macmanus, I killed a gopher with that mowercycle you made! "Ya got ta bury im and an park his cart back ta the pro shop! Did E ave any mooney on em laddie?" Not golfer, gopher! You shouldn't drink so much Mr Macmanus! "I ain't drinkin Lad, this is scotch!"

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04/17/2015 12:58 AM

killing 2 birds with one stone....you get exercise and mow the lawn at the same time... :)

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04/17/2015 1:14 AM

Bought this equipment at a Fat Farm auction after they decided to pave the lawn area.

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04/17/2015 2:54 AM

Moped for sale

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moped mowped

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04/17/2015 4:46 AM

false advertising ?

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04/17/2015 4:09 AM

Breaking News. It emerged today that the deal brokered to end the NFL player's labor dispute will have a significant impact on maintenance staff at all NFL venues.

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04/17/2015 8:06 AM

Blade Rider.

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04/17/2015 8:10 AM

Better mousetrap?

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04/17/2015 8:13 AM

Grasscycle

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04/17/2015 8:19 AM

Gas savings $

Bent forks expenses $$$$$$$$$$$$

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04/17/2015 9:28 AM

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ride your bike to work"

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04/17/2015 9:36 AM

Used Push Mower - $0 (stolen borrowed from neighbor)

Used Bicycle - $0 (stolen borrowed from neighbor's kid)

Cost to combine - $5

Ability to have lil' Johnny cut the grass while I watch NASCAR and drink beer - Priceless

No offense intended to you NASCAR Fans - I enjoy watching people go around in circles just as much as anyone else, although generally it's Management I'm watching.

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04/17/2015 9:47 AM

In other news today... The "Lawn Boy" company announced it has refurbished it's first production model for it's museum. The companies first model was know as the "clipcycle".

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I also heard they were dropping the "Boy" in favor of the more politically correct Lawn Person. Same goes for "Lazy Boy".

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Really? Wow... walking away form that well known of a brand name for PC reasons, stupid.

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04/17/2015 10:50 AM

Psssttt... have I got a "reel" deal for you.

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04/17/2015 11:03 AM

it's a Red Green special.

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04/17/2015 11:23 AM

"Where is the rear carrier for me to ride with you dear.?"

(Wife asked her husband)

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04/17/2015 11:36 AM

This is OK, just as long as my barber doesn't get any smart ideas.

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04/17/2015 12:35 PM

FAIL!

No beer cup holder.

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04/17/2015 1:45 PM

Next on Fast and Loud....... Richard gives Aaron a new project with a budget of $50,000 and 20 days to complete it. This is what he came up with.

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04/17/2015 2:43 PM

"Ass, grease and grass... nobody rides for free."

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04/17/2015 4:16 PM

It's gas, not grease.

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04/17/2015 5:37 PM

Butt in this case, lyn...

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04/17/2015 5:24 PM

Finally found. The first prototype hybrid from Lyn-Door Ent.

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04/18/2015 1:11 PM

Kinda like mine from last year??

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04/19/2015 2:43 PM

"I thought you said you wanted a mowercycle!"

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04/20/2015 12:16 PM

When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me.

Last week, I gave her this contraption.

The doctors say I will walk again but I will always have a limp.

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The doctors say I will walk again but I will always have a limp.
I choked on my water and almost spit it on the monitor when I read this!!

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Indeed, the closing of this one made me laugh out load.

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04/20/2015 3:07 PM

Lyn-Dor Industries announces the new California emissions standards compliant mower. Next week, according to spokesperson Lyn, they will announce additional lawn care equipment with quick change attachments, including tree trimming chain saw, edger (can't wait to see how that plays on street-side curbs), string trimmer, and leaf blower. Shown is the economy model, the ultra-model comes with a beer coozie. Other attachments sold separately include headlights, for that "Oh dear, I am in the headlights look" when you realize you just scalped your yard for the fourth time this year. Optional flotation tires are available for work on golf greens, only for lawn technicians whose weight is under 150 lb.

Instruction book warns people in certain central U.S. states that start with the letters "Ark..." to not use the front part of the mower as a toe nail trimmer.

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04/20/2015 8:59 PM

I have seen the prototype of the edger. I can't reveal details, but try to picture a unicycle with a meat slicer blade,,,,,,, a very big meat slicer blade.

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Ingenious; to be short

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